May 2011
1 post
Sundays
Why is it I always have time to post something here on Sundays? You would think I would get off my lazy a$$ and post something other than only on Sunday.
April 2011
1 post
Lazy Sunday
I plan on working on absolutely nothing today. May post something on my site, but I make no promises.
March 2011
5 posts
Lunch time
Went across the street for gyro time. Yum!
tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
Trying something new
Just downloaded the Tumblr iPhone app. I want to see if this encourages me to post more.
December 2010
1 post
I'm Back
Been a while since I was on Tumblr, and figured I’d give it another shot.
March 2009
1 post
Compressing episode 60, hopefully I will post it tonight.
February 2009
7 posts
creating DVD’s….fun stuff.
doing show prep for the Average Joe Show… http://ping.fm/I3rjY
God I hate slow links.
I need an office with windows… Is it still snowing?
Will this snow ever stop?
Waiting for today to be over…
hating this weather… make up your mind already!
August 2008
2 posts
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
– W. C. Fields US actor (1880 - 1946)
Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them.
– Albert Einstein
July 2008
6 posts
Crime does not pay … as well as politics.
– Alfred E. Newman
Be a yardstick of quality. Some people aren’t used to an environment where...
– Steve Jobs
Ward Miller invites you to try out FriendFeed
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I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt...
– Rodney Dangerfield US actor & comedian (1921 - 2004)
Efficiency is intelligent laziness.
– Anonymous
May 2008
2 posts
It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been...
– Bertrand Russell British author, mathematician, & philosopher (1872 - 1970)
It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
– George Carlin US comedian and actor (1937 - )
April 2008
2 posts
The reason lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place is that the...
– Willie Tyler
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won’t get much...
– Woody Allen, Without Feathers (1976) US movie actor, comedian, & director (1935 - )
March 2008
4 posts
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just...
– Will Rogers US humorist & showman (1879 - 1935)
Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient....
– Bill Gates, Time Magazine, January 13, 1996 US computer software designer & industrialist (1955 - )
I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
– Mahatma Gandhi Indian political and spiritual leader (1869 - 1948)
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the...
– Will Rogers US humorist & showman (1879 - 1935)
Wars teach us not to love our enemies, but to hate our allies.
– W. L. George
February 2008
6 posts
As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought...
– Hagar the Horrible
I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what...
– Harry S Truman 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it’s right too often for us...
– Patrick Young
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
– Unknown
Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss...
– Unknown
January 2008
11 posts
If the fans don’t wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop...
– Yogi Berra US baseball player, coach, & manager (1925 - )
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
– Frank Zappa US musician, singer, & songwriter (1940 - 1993)
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
– Mel Brooks
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I...
– Sir Norman Wisdom
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
– Robert Orben
I’m in no condition to drive…wait! I shouldn’t listen to...
– Homer J. Simpson
You can’t build a reputation on what you are going to do.
– Henry Ford US automobile industrialist (1863 - 1947)
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
– Dean Martin
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember...
– George Burns
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
– Robert Bloch
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals...
– Robin Williams
December 2007
25 posts
A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.
– Carl Reiner